So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein