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aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

12 hours ago

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

14 hours ago

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

15 hours ago

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

15 hours ago

tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

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16 hours ago

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

18 hours ago
friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me: oh really like what
friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me: whoa that really is kinky
me internally: weak
20 hours ago