my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight
"you’re under arrest sir"
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.